Friday, September 30, 2005
Quotes from stupid 01
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
'The effects are fleeting and lingering...' - Overheard in a hallway
'In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted.' - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse
'A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across.' - Announcer on KZOK radio
'He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!' - CBS baseball announcer
'An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.' - Irish Politician on RTE radio
'This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation.' - BBC world service.
'We have two incredibly credible witnesses here.' - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)
'He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.' - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal"
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
'The effects are fleeting and lingering...' - Overheard in a hallway
'In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted.' - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse
'A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across.' - Announcer on KZOK radio
'He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!' - CBS baseball announcer
'An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.' - Irish Politician on RTE radio
'This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation.' - BBC world service.
'We have two incredibly credible witnesses here.' - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)
'He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.' - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal"
# posted by Pranav Joshi @ 1:44 AM 
