All Time Hot Jokes

One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for
campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver could'nt
hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed
in the accident . At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset
He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena
chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ".
At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after
some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots
of money in his hands!!!
Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye ,
aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"
At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing it
they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some
time and gave this money."
Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"
The driver replied : "Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver hoon,
maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai.........."